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When I decide to clean:

When I’m told to clean:

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Mr Ballard: Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women. →
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the…
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That awkward moment when you've fallen down on a trampoline and bitches won't stop jumping so you can't get up →

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That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off your bed and leaves the room
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When teachers are in the way and you’re trying to copy something on the board.

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The fuck did I just watch?
o MY GOD!!! HE KILLED HER
WTF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH Champion.
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When you had your hand up in class for like 10 minutes and the teacher picks the person that has his hand up for 1 second →

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Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.





